Dog Flatulance a problem in your house?

Well all be golly gosh, here it is... the cure all for ridding that yucky doggy fart stench.

What on Earth is this, you ask?  A doggy gstring. Yup you heard that correct. A doggy gstring. When Fifi lets one rip, this here pretty panty has special fart ridden stench activators.
This is what I got from the site: The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence.

Uses our famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)! A starter hole is placed in the cloth in order to help you locate the suggested tail hole. Carefully measure tail and cut-out hole to proper size. Elastic straps are used for flexibility. Suspender clips are used to make the garment totally adjustable. They also provide quick release for allowing the dog out to do his business.

Oh goodness gracious, with further investigating on these nifty Doggy G's, I have found out that they are no longer available. Me wonders why?!?!