THE FIRST INSTALLMENT

Bacon is the topic. Shaking your head is next. Why you ask, would I even mention bacon. It is yummy. You can eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. What is so wrong with bacon?
I will show you. TWO odd bacon-y shakeworthies:

Bacon Lip Balm... do we need to see people licking their bacony flavored lips constantly? Will the scent be so strong, that when one enters a room with said bacon lips; everyone turns to see who brought in the bacon? Really, who buys this stuff? I went on their site, and am enamored by the amount of bacon flavored products. Do people really need to be coverd in bacon from head to toe, smell like it, taste it, wear it etc??? Talk about taking a major liking to something and wearing it out for the whole world to see.

Next up is...



Bacon flavored infant formula...

So wrong on many levels... what do you think?

Want more bacon-y items, check out there site if you must: http://store.baconsalt.com/