Weird State Laws...

I have come across  some weird, outrageous, laughable laws in varying states throughout North America. Here is my own compiled list of the Top 10 weirdest State Laws. Some of these, make me think who on earth would actually do these things in the first place, for them to actually have to think of making it a law banning such things.
Anyways... here they are:

First one up is from California: It is illegal to eat an orange while taking a bath.
I sure am glad, I don't live in Cali, as I always take and peel and eat an orange while taking my extra long bath.

Colorado: It is illegal to borrow your neighbor's vacuum.
Crap, I guess my carpets will have to be full of doggy hair now.

Hawaii: It is illegal to put pennies in ones ears.
Goodness gracious, that is my sons fave hobby. He is well known around this neck of the woods. Good thing we don't live in Hawaii.

Iowa: A man with a moustache can't kiss a woman in public.
Gotta love those non-hairy lip kisses  laws.

In Missouri: A man must have a permit to shave.
I sure hope that in this economic state that the guys there remember to buy their shaving permits. Wouldn't want to put that on the bottom of your things to do list.

Nevada: It Las Vegas it is illegal to pawn one's dentures.
Man,  I sure was hoping that I could get atleast $500 for these used teeth. You sure you can't take this in, Mr Pawn Shop Man?

New Jersey: It is illegal for one to slurp soup.
I had always thought that if you slurped your soup, it was paying compliment to the chef for making a delicious dish (err bowl) .

Vermont: Women must get written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
I'm thinking a lot of men are going to get a kick out of this one, who wouldn't want a toothless hottie for a wife?

Virgina: It is illegal to tickle women.
I foresee a lot of women tickling their husbands and saying Nah Nah Nah Nah... you can't tickle me!

Wyoming: It is illegal for a women to stand any closer to the bar then  five feet while drinking.
Cripes, all the good spots are taken.


There are a ton of Weird Law sites out there. I had a laugh a minute scan through them. I used informationcentral.com this time. Feel free to take a looksie, and you just may laugh your patootie off reading some of the silly laws we have in effect.